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And now they always say it’s constipation!

This is too funny (kind of) not to share. If you don’t want to read, skip on past. I won’t know, so you won’t offend me.

So, I’ve heard several people in my life tell me about their children (generally boys) who have to take off all their clothes to go poop. I’ve known a couple of adults who have had an affinity for that, as well.  In an undisclosed location last week, I finally understood the urge.  I was sweaty and attempting to have something happen, but to no avail.  Finally, it was too much to handle, so I had to start shedding layers. I can’t describe why, but it was truly a necessity as opposed to an option.  I’ll spare you the details of everything that occurred, but after consulting with my doctor and making some changes, things are going a tad bit better.

But, the only thing going through my head (other than overly dramatic thoughts) was changed lyrics to the Post Malone song “Congratulations.” I don’t know that I’ll ever be able to listen to the song in the same way again.  Now, neither will you. 😉

 

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